It’s tough to be humble when you’re the champs. But then St. Louis wouldn’t understand that. The only thing St. Louis leads the nation in is obesity. Go eat some more fried ravioli and crappy pizza! From their high crime rate and condemned buildings, the STL is a cesspool. Like its citizens, the STL has given up on life and let itself become a bloated, smelly mess that no amount of investment (or penicillin) can cure. Even the Rams had the good sense to ditch that city of smug, fair-weather losers. When the dust settles, we’ll see who’s looking down at who in victory.

Fight KC!